Guided by the Beak. Enriched by the Void.
Fat Duck Enterprises began its journey in 2017 under the name Fat Duck Gaming, a humble collective of digital renegades creating chaotic joy in the online gaming world. But as the stars beckoned and space exploration technology surged ahead, the organisation set its sights higher—much higher.
By 2025, a pivotal transformation had taken place. The controllers were laid down, and thrusters engaged. Fat Duck Gaming became Fat Duck Enterprises, launching its operations beyond Earth’s atmosphere and into the boundless frontier of space. What began as games turned into galaxy-scale strategy, and with it came a new ambition: space domination.
Throughout this transformation, one thing remained constant—the reverence for The Duck. A mysterious figure of unknown origin, The Duck is said to guide the organisation’s decisions, rituals, and peculiar code of conduct. Some whisper that Fat Duck Enterprises is less of a company and more of a cult orbiting around this enigmatic being. Whether myth or reality, The Duck is often invoked to justify the group’s more… entrepreneurial activities in unregulated sectors of space.
Records are vague. The past is shrouded. But one thing is clear: where others see laws, Fat Duck Enterprises sees opportunity—blessed by the beak of fate itself.
In Feather We Trust.
We, the crew of Fat Duck Enterprises, venture boldly into the stars—not as conquerors, but as curators of chaos, commerce, and cosmic opportunity. We extend a feathered wing to all who seek freedom beyond the suffocating grip of planetary bureaucracy. Ours is a mission of exploration, innovation, and the joyous disruption of outdated norms.
We believe in unity through purpose. Purpose through profit. And profit through The Duck.
The Duck is more than symbol or mascot. The Duck is destiny. It quacks not in language, but in vision. It guides us to systems others overlook, assets others ignore, and opportunities others fear. To question The Duck is to question the very path of enlightenment through acquisition.
We are not pirates. We are redistributors of potential. We liberate wealth from the shackled and give it new meaning under our stewardship. All operations, raids, and hostile takeovers are conducted with kindness, respect, and in sacred observance of The Duck’s unknowable will.
To those who align with us, we offer loyalty, laughter, and a share in spoils that glitter across galaxies.
To those who resist, we offer mercy—once.
We do not seek war. We do not seek conflict.
We seek only that which is yours.
For The Duck hungers. And we must feed.
As Quacked by the Beak Eternal
Follow the Flightpath
All members shall act in accordance with the unseen trajectory laid out by The Duck. Though the course may seem erratic, it is never wrong.
Claim What Is Unclaimed
Territory, treasure, or technology—if it lies unguarded, underused, or underappreciated, it is the will of The Duck that we give it purpose.
No Quacking Out of Turn
Speak not against operations, orders, or sacred rituals. Those who question the beak shall find themselves featherless.
Give Generously (To the Collective)
What one gains, all may share—but only as deemed appropriate by those who interpret The Duck’s wisdom. Personal hoarding displeases the webbed one.
Obey the Silence Between the Quacks
Not all commands are spoken. Intuition, impulse, and sudden decisions are often the truest signs of The Duck’s will.