Self Inflicted Nonsense / WEDOSTUFF

Self Inflicted Nonsense: Manifesto of Unlikely Heroes

“I Just Work Here!”

Who We Are: We are Self Inflicted Nonsense—a diverse collective of dreamers, doers, and delightfully dysfunctional individuals who unite under one simple, universal truth: I just work here. No grand mission, no defined path, just an endless journey of both purpose and chaos. We’re here for anyone, and we’ll do anything (and nothing) at any time. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a first-time freelancer, we welcome you to our ranks.

Our Motto: “I Just Work Here!”
It’s not about where we’re going, or how we’ll get there. It’s not about being the best, the fastest, or even the smartest. It’s about being present—showing up, doing what needs doing, and knowing that in the end, it’s all just part of the ride. In the end, we’re all just trying to get by, and if that means blowing up a few enemy ships or accidentally flying through an asteroid belt, then so be it.

Our Vision: To create a galaxy where everyone has a place, no matter how chaotic, confusing, or nonsensical. Whether it’s escort missions, asteroid mining, or simply helping you through that crisis of space confusion, we will be there with a hand, a joke, or a spare gun—whatever you need.

We don’t do it for glory. We don’t do it for money (though money is nice). We do it because sometimes, it’s just nice to be around people who get it. And if we don’t, we’ll at least pretend we do.

Our Core Beliefs:

Chaos is our Constant:
If it’s not broken, don’t fix it. If it’s completely destroyed, fix it later, or just throw it out and try something else. We embrace the unpredictable, and believe that in the mess lies our true strength. Order is an illusion—we live in the chaos.

Nothing is Impossible, But Also…Nothing is Really That Important:
From hauling freight to cracking jokes in the middle of a space battle, our range is vast. Sometimes we save the day, sometimes we make it worse, but either way—we’re here for it.

Morale Over Everything:
Every mission, no matter how mundane or catastrophic, is an opportunity for camaraderie, laughter, and the occasional horrible mistake that turns into a legendary tale. We pride ourselves on being the ultimate support network—whether you’re out there mining or lost in the vastness of the void, we’ve got your back with high fives, pep talks, and unexpected parties.

We Do Everything, We Do Nothing:
Need a fighter wing to back you up? We’re on it (if we can find our ships). Need someone to pilot a cargo ship through a dangerous zone? We’ll be there (or at least we’ll try). Need a crew to help you with moral support while you stare at a wall for an hour? We’ve got that, too. We do it all… but we might just get distracted halfway through.

Everyone’s Welcome (But Don’t Expect Too Much):
Whether you’re a battle-hardened soldier or a guy who just learned how to fly last week, if you’re in it for the ride and not the destination, you’ll fit right in. We believe in inclusivity, and whether you’re here for the long haul or a brief stopover, you’re one of us.

Our Battlecry:

“I Just Work Here!”
This isn’t a fight for glory. It’s not about being remembered. It’s not about winning. It’s about doing what needs to be done, and sometimes, that means showing up and saying, “I just work here.” So when the battle is fierce, and the chaos reigns, we raise our hands in unison, shout our battlecry, and do what we must.

What We Do (or Maybe Don’t):

Mission Chaos: From bounty hunting to corporate sabotage, we’re there, doing something (but probably not what you expect).

Morale Support: Whether you’re out in the black or dealing with a mildly frustrating mission, we’re always ready with an uplifting word, an exaggerated story, or an accidental victory to boost your spirits.

Ship Help (Sort Of): Need a ship? Maybe we can help. Need a repair? We’ll get around to it. In the meantime, enjoy a hot drink and a game of cards.

Nothing is Off-Limits (Except For Organization): We’re not afraid of exploring every corner of the galaxy, but don’t ask us for a formal report. Things might get a little messy. We’ll figure it out… eventually.

Join Us: If you’re looking for a place where the only expectation is to show up and maybe have a little fun in the process, then look no further. Join us, because here, you really do just work here—and sometimes, that’s all that matters.

Self Inflicted Nonsense
We may not have it together, but at least we’re doing it together.