CITIZEN DOSSIER

A curmudgeon with a heart of brass. *gold is too soft*. Likes short walks on the beach, and long walks off a plank. Once arm wrestled a bear and lost, then screwed his sister, so now other bears just steer clear. A man's man. If the man was a hermit prospector that had deep philosophical debates with a squirrel. Said prospector having gained said tree rodents trust, after a long courtship with foraged nuts. Stay back, he bites. Mostly a neurological condition, but sometimes for the fun of it. The hermit, not the squirrel. "Faawkes" is a traditional Shyriiwook name, usually pronounced with a mid-range roar.