CITIZEN DOSSIER
UEE Citizen Record #242588
Profile
PasteyWhiteButtocks
Handle name PasteyWhiteButtocks
Aggressor
Main organization
Enlisted Sep 3, 2013
Location United States , Ohio
Fluency English
Bio
Aborted by my mother and flushed out with the rest of the garbage before they jumped to hyperspace, only my mutant genes kept me alive. I adapted and grew slowly by latching on to passing ships and sucking energy from the power conduits like a mynock.
A hideous creature from hell, I wandered from planet to planet - a hideous mutation shunned by all until I found my niche and completed my fall from grace. Joining a new boy-band produced by Justin Beiber my name became a curse on the lips of all races across the known 'verse.
SCAT's mission and ethos appealed to my debased nature and I wholeheartedly joined their cause. I'm also available to be booked to sing at weddings and bar mitzvahs.
A hideous creature from hell, I wandered from planet to planet - a hideous mutation shunned by all until I found my niche and completed my fall from grace. Joining a new boy-band produced by Justin Beiber my name became a curse on the lips of all races across the known 'verse.
SCAT's mission and ethos appealed to my debased nature and I wholeheartedly joined their cause. I'm also available to be booked to sing at weddings and bar mitzvahs.