CITIZEN DOSSIER

Born on planet awesome, I grew up in the state of Awesome. As a kid, I enjoyed being awesome as well as participating in awesomeness. I graduated awesome in my class and attended the University of Awesome where I majored in awesomeness with a minor in awesome-ry. In my spare time I like to be awesome as well as hangout with my awesome girlfriend and dog. My favorite food? Awesome over easy with a side of awesome.