Bio
I am Virt,
Ich heisse Virt,
Watashi wa Virt-San,
Bananar.
Potato,
Drake Interplanetary Cutlass frequent exploder.
I have a license to land my ship upside down. They told me if I do it again though, they will revoke it. Not sure how I got it in the first place though...
My strengths----
I am a people person, or rather I am a person of the people. I can speak in 3 broken languages, including english. I Have 10 toes and just as many fingers, and I don't understand some forms of sarcasm.
I get confused.
I have a strong sense of smell.
I can run a 9 minute 30 second mile and half on a good day.
My Weaknesses-----
I am Gluten Intolerant. It means i hurt when i eat gluten.
I sometimes understand some forms of sarcasm.
I can confuse people.
I have a strong sense of smell. so stinky things stink more.