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TossBoss
Handle name TossBoss
Mercenary
Enlisted Nov 20, 2023
Fluency English
Bio
Sometimes I roll in dirt and pretend im a potato!
A dulcet man with a dulcet tone
From a dulcet town and a dulcet home
He hates me - I like that
Two arms like big baseball bats
I bark - he bites back
A jaw like a fuck off bear trap
He said "these boots are made for stomping"
And thats just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna stomp all over you!
Never fight a man with a perm!
A dulcet man with a dulcet tone
From a dulcet town and a dulcet home
He hates me - I like that
Two arms like big baseball bats
I bark - he bites back
A jaw like a fuck off bear trap
He said "these boots are made for stomping"
And thats just what they'll do
One of these days these boots are gonna stomp all over you!
Never fight a man with a perm!