CITIZEN DOSSIER
UEE Citizen Record #543825
Profile
The Blurgler
Handle name the_blurgler
Bounty Hunter
Main organization
Enlisted Aug 31, 2014
Location United States , Massachusetts
Fluency English
Bio
From deep in the methane bayous of planet New Alabama came a man some claim is more Andouille Sausage than Human. Eschewing the pastoral life of honey bucket repair and casual cannibalism, he bestowed his herd of Space Goats upon his oldest son and set forth into the Universe to find his Special Purpose. Which had something to do with setting up Solar Burger franchises on some backwoods planet in the Zelta Quadrand... I mean screw that. Now he blows stuff up.