I remember the first time I used a Universal Remote Control.
I thought to myself:
“Well this changes everything.”
“JUST AS FUNNY AS SOME SNAKES IN A CAN” – The Guardian
“GAVE ME A GOOD KNEE SLAPPING NIGHT, BEFORE I TURNED THE GUN ON MY CHILDREN” – The Sun
“HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE AND WHY ARE YOU NAKED” – My neighbour Sandy
A man once told me you can’t outrun your destiny if you’ve been tied down to a sewage plant by your nose hairs. Little did he know, I was the sewage plant.
You are the chosen ones.. You shall seek combat and train yourselves to endure any manner of test. To you, battle shall be the fulfilment.
Cultivate true comradeship, for by the aid of your comrades you will conquer or die. Be calm and prudent, strong and resolute. Valour and enthusiasm of an offensive spirit will cause you to prevail in the attack. Against an open foe, fight with chivalry, but to a guerrilla, extend no quarter.
You shall be death incarnate.