4 members
Banana Space Syndicate / BANANASPA
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We, a legally registered and law abiding company, are in the business of Spas and Spa accessories. As such, we are not affiliated, in any way, with laundry businesses. Be they of clothing, food, or money. As a spa company, we abide by all laws and think the government is swell and trustworthy.
History
You’re not a cop are you?
Because cops get discounts! We, law abiding humans, enjoy supporting our local enforcement. Ensuring they have jobs and plenty of work.
Manifesto
Banana Spa- intends to keep goods safe and people safer. Our goods and our people are as comfortable and safe as they can be here at the ‘spa’.
We also dabble in the transport and liberation of held goods. If goods are being held in custody, we are to liberate them and hold them ourselves.
Charter
We have 12 simple statutes of which all must abide.
1. No wishing for death
2. No falling in love
3. No bringing back dead people
4. No wishing for envelopes to moan when you lick them
5. No moaning enemy positions on the map
6. No walking like the Ring chick
7. No making fun of Sigourney’s hair
8. No sexualizing murder
9. No snake voice for Jb
10. Still no snake voice for Jb
11. No yawning
12. No geology puns
