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The Banter Squad / BANTASQUAD

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Welcome to The Banter Squad!

If you’re looking for some TOP NOTCH BANTER™, then look no further; this is the place for you!

History Manifesto Charter

History

In the beginning there was only darkness.
And then the lord God looked down upon thee, and said,

“Let them have memes.”

And he saw that it was good.

Manifesto

Our mission here is to both demolish walls as well as build them. We’re out to annex Crimea and Ukraine, and we’re all for voting Hugh Mungus in as president.

Hugh Mungus wot?!

When Richard Dawkins first coined the term in his famous book ‘The Cod Gonclusion’, he set ablaze a fire that would destroy all in its path. Nothing would be safe, not even the internet itself.

And so we here, these intrepid explorers of the stars, these bearers of of the meme, we dedicate ourselves to the ideal of spreading Joy and Wonder upon the world…

In the form of a crappy 500 pixel .gif.

Charter

  • Dorritos are only to be consumed alongside Mountain Dew
  • Mountain Dew is not to be confused with Mountain Jews
  • Scarlett Johansson is not a real Jew
  • Bonus points for blending your Mountain Dew and Dorritos before consuming
  • Bonus points for flying an Aurora
  • If you crash that Aurora, you’re a war hero
  • #FixTheFish
  • The fish can never be fixed, no matter how much glue and duct tape is used
  • Duct tape isn’t a real man’s tape
  • Sunday is actually the first day of the week (get over it)
  • America is still a British colony (get over that too)
  • Don’t believe everything you see on the internet
  • Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it— no exceptions
  • The only exception to Rule 34 is James
  • Actually no, I take that back
  • Repent!
  • Why are all light bulbs white?
  • When in doubt, whip your Glock out!