Followers of the Brew and our Prophets; Ghetto Dog and Little Oggie, whos wisdom we follow into the verse.
The legend of Ghetto Dog and Little Oggie goes back millennia. Long ago the Metal Fish appeared to them and told them they must find the one beer that can bring the return of the original Dales of Ale, and so they traveled the Earth searching for the best beer that existed. They found many beers that were of high rating, but none were the one.
Now, in 2950 they travel the verse, still searching for the brew that legends have foretold since the dawn of time, in hopes of one day bringing back the Dales of Ale.
Das Brüe Crüe was created in 2950 for followers of Ghetto Dog, Little Oggie and the brew.
Das Brüe Crüe follows the ways of Ghetto Dog and Little Oggie, who traveled the Earth and now the verse searching for the best beers.
As a member, you must also travel the verse and drink beers anywhere you find them. Give them a rating out of ten Brewberries. Only then can we truly find the best beers.
There also may be a little bit of illegitimate jobs taken. Whatever you can do to get more beer.
The first rule of Das Brüe Crüe is that all members shall ALWAYS talk about Das Brüe Crüe.
The second rule of Das Brüe Crüe is that all members shall drink the beers and rate them on a scale of one to ten.
The third rule of Das Brüe Crüe is that all members shall “roll the dice” if they are uncertain of their next course of action.
The fourth rule of Das Brüe Crüe is that all members shall respect their fellow Crüe mates and the ratings they give. You may still debate said ratings.
The fifth rule of Das Brüe Crüe is that all members shall follow the wisdom set forth by Ghetto Dog and Little Oggie. Their path is our path.