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In a Galaxy far, far away, a long time ago. Something irrelevant to this time line happened. So on to a brief time line of BLAM Space Division. Well, no we cant start there. Lets just cover the history of BLAM. From its beginnings in 1946 EAD as a salvage company of friends from various factions of Earths WW2. Into its profitable years of the dot com era. through its dark times before the zombie cover-up. As you will learn BLAM has a habit of either being involved in war, or cleaning it up. Oh but we have been known to supply factions rather then fight for them… .. . Egads, I forgot about the time we… arrghhhharawgawwwwwhhha.
Hello! I’m pleased to announce that Ned the former historian has been dealt with. I will be taking his spot now and we will be moving on to a brief TimeLine of BLAM SD.
2124 BLAM Co Hires a Earth based Indian contractor to begin construction on its first space salvage vessel.
2127 With a salvaged RSI quantum drive engine from 2078. BLAM’s first space faring salvage vessel the RSD-Eye Sore was launched. BLAM SD is born.
2133 Extensive salvage operations on Mars after the Great Mars Tragedy allowed BLAM SD to acquire various scientific and long range sensor systems. Allowing more ships… .. . Wait what are you doing there? Yes you. Don’t point that at me! AHHHHGGG!
The good folks at home office have seen fit to umm.. Reassign Carl. So, lets see what we have here. Hmm, no delete button. Really? Who makes a console without a delete key? Must be one of the salvage goons. At least this one takes dictation. A time line? He was making a 900 year time line? Good heavens no.
BLAM was founded over a millennium ago by Earthlings. The Company made most its profits in early years from salvage, clean up, and participation in various Earth wars. Once space faring became a regular part of most peoples lives they expanded off world. There first ship the Rainbow @#*^ing Dog-Eye Sore… .. . What a text filter. For Pete’s sake it’s the name of the #$*^ing ship. What I cant use #$*^ ? That word was removed from filters almost 400 years ago. I swear these people will use any salvaged garbage they come across to save a buck.
(Knock-Knock) Officer Litoris?
Yes, Yes! Who’s there?
Justin Sir,
Justin who?
Justin Time!
ARGHARAWGABLAS!
Oh no I wont have any of that. I’m the third officer sent to this post. They can’t pull a fast one on Mike Litoris. I know how the company handles “reassignments.”
Financial superiority through multiple means. Protection sold through Legionnaire Division, Goods delivered and trades made possible through our Templar Division, Enemies are dealt with through our Spartan Division, intel can be bought and trades can be brokered through Shadow Division. No job too great as long as the credits are delivered. Alliances will be made, Worlds will be conquered, and Blam Space Division will prosper.
This charter should be read and understood by all Guild members. If you have any questions or remarks do not hesitate to contact an Officer or the Admin.
Be Respectful – not only of the Guild Members, but of everyone that they meet in game.
Willing to help – Help out around the guild whenever you can.
Willing to listen – Help Guild Members with their problems and listen to new ideas.
Communicate – Talk in officer chat and guild chat, communicating the problems and ideas that you’ve heard.
Knowledgeable – No one knows everything, but you should still have a some knowledge of the game.
Committed – Officers should be committed to the well being and advancement of the Guild.
Positive attitude – Officers are expected to have a positive attitude in guild chat and with the Guild Members. Doubts and concerns may be expressed in officer chat or through the correct communication channels (e.g. forums).
Officers are role models for the new and younger members of the guild. Officers should act as we would like all Guild Members to act. Abuse of the officers’ powers is not permitted. If you feel an officer is abusing their power, please inform the Admin.
To be promoted to the rank of Officer you must be nominated by an Officer and then seconded by another Officer. This will initiate a vote, with the final decision to be made by the Guild master. In addition, you must be a current member of BLAM.