Lunar Oil Manufacturing Company / BOYSTHE

LOM was founded in current year and is about keeping the earth green by drilling for oil on the moon. It is theorized that there are zero to twenty quadrillion barrels of Moon Oil underneath the surface of the moon. Our mission is to bring this clean blue house gas to the surface by the most Eco friendly means necessary.

What is Lunar Oil? We don’t fuckin know. We haven’t found any yet. But we think it can cure cancer, Re-grow lost limbs, and even repair the Ozone!