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Phoenix Crusaders / CMKN
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Freelancing
Welcome to the most gloriously unhinged battalion of misfits you’ll ever encounter! Step into a whirlwind of chaos, camaraderie, and questionable sanity, where heart meets havoc, bromance borders on the absurd, and every soldier’s mind is a battlefield in its own right.
History
Oh, what a digital odyssey we’ve embarked upon!
Through a wild dance with glitches and wrangling with game-breaking error codes, we’ve emerged victorious. Trenton’s trenches have seen us at our most fierce, hunting bounties like relentless mercenaries, chasing down every whisper of opportunity.
We’ve hauled cargo through the inky void under endless starry nights, battling the infernos of Pyro where relentless glitches and AI adversaries swarmed us. This Organization, a beacon of resilience, has fought tooth and nail to claim its place in the digital cosmos.
And let it be known, our journey is far from over. To more battles, victories, and the eccentric dance of triumph—onward, for many more years to come!
Manifesto
Alright, listen up, folks! Our game plan is the same as everyone else’s: secure that bag and rake in the money, We’re the Phoenix Crusaders, and our dark humor is so sharp it could strike a twin building—seriously, it’s legendary.
We’re all about having a blast while getting things done. Life’s too short to be a dick, right? We want everyone to have fun and not spoil the vibe of what others are up to. So, let’s keep it light, keep it fun, and keep it rolling.
Cheers to laughter, success, and epic adventures ahead!
Charter
Charter of Phoenix Galactica
By the Grace of Expanding Light, Let it be Known:
In the year of our System, [Redacted] MCCXXXIV, the day of the Nebula of the Blessed Templar Crusader Andrew (Dick for short), I, [Name of Grantor], do herewith set my hand and seal to a rightful and just grant of blood unto [ PHOENIX CRUSADERS ], to hold in peace and prosperity forevermore, in perpetuity, according to the law and custom of this PMC.
I, [Name of Grantor], being of sound mind and noble heart, and by my own free will, do grant, convey, and confirm unto [ PHOENIX CRUSADERS ], all rights and title to adhere to the listed charter commandments of rules and regulations as follows:
I ne shalle be a hound of ill repute,
Ne be there no harm nor mischief untoward your fellow men,
Honoure ye behests of higher degrees,
Be ye courteous unto others/Show thee respect unto all men,
Share thy wealth with thy fellows of the guild,
I shalle upholden all the values of this PMC be under perjury or death.
Let this document, sealed with my seal and witnessed by all eyes whom gaze upon it, remain as a testament to this agreement, that no doubt or discord may arise concerning the terms here set forth.
In witness whereof, I have set my hand and affixed my seal this day, the day of [current day] of the Blessed Templar Crusader Andrew (Dick for short), in the year of our [Redacted] MCCXXXIV.
Signed: [Name of Grantor]
Witnesses: [ PHOENIX CRUSADERS ]
Seal: [Grantor’s Seal]