11 members
Degenerate Freight LLC. / DEG
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You teg em’, we boxem’. Plenty of space 4 U. Rated F for Fantastic. Rated 1/2 star on Space Yelp. We always do our best. :)
History
There are normal shipping companies, and then there’s us. If you have no other options, we ARE your best choice.
Founded on the principles of wanting a nice yacht and the willingness to do anything short of criminal*** activity to get one. If you can fit it in a box, we can and will ship it. With a small legion of rag tag ships and one big mommy mover, Boxes are our bread, butter, and boxes.
Our many members come from a multitude of back grounds and each has their own storied past. We don’t care who you are, or where your from as long as you can move a box and have no outstanding warrants.
*Will not ship unwilling humans
*Will not ship non-consenting human parts
*Don’t do drugs, stay in school, lest you become shit freighters like us.
Manifesto
Goal: Get Yachts
Motives: Want Yachts
Views: Boxes are good, Yachts are Better.
HAVE BOX, WILL YACHT
Charter
1.Do Whatever it Takes to Get The Box
2.Don’t Die
3.Don’t Get Arrested
We may be degenerates, but we stand as role models for never giving up, and staying in school to avoid living like us. We are kind to our fellow citizens, but don’t go out of our way to help as that would reduce our overall box moving time.
Remember, dead people can’t move. That means they can’t move boxes.
A criminal record will make you subject to a 100% wage reduction. You can’t get boxes if you are trapped in a metal one. You are welcome to transport once more after you’ve served the appropriate amount of time for your space crime.
All members must be proud of their role in the verse moving boxes. All members must remain visible so they may be commended for their efforts or face expulsion.