Do you hate people? Do you love money? We do too. Here at Final Solutions Logistics, we believe that your money should be safe from people who don’t have any. Join us in working to keep space safe, because no one wanted to go to Somalia on Earth, so why would they want to go there in space?
Conceived in a little-known hamlet in Austria, Final Solutions Logistics rose to global brand notoriety during the conceptual early days of space exploration. Now a powerhouse in economic as well as political circles, FISOLO strives to continue to be the industry leader in asset protection and capitalistic free trade enterprise. Founded by the starting triumvirate of Lashaway, Berkley, Morris, FISOLO will continue to dominate the frontier of space for the foreseeable future.
FISOLO was founded on 3 simple concepts: Might makes right, Manifest Destiny, and the complete and utter destruction of Islam. Since its humble inception at Brannau Am Inn in Austria on April 20, 1889, FISOLO has been an industry leader in promoting a xenophobic worldview that is responsible for almost every conflict that man as a species has ever fought in. War is good for business, and business is good. Using superior might, intelligence, and tactical ability gifted to us by our God Emperor Donald J. Trump himself, FISOLO will be a forerunner in all things security and trade related in this galaxy and beyond.
This is an autocracy. The CEO’s power comes from your power, and together we will change space forever. Ability will earn you praise, and merit will earn you a promotion into the ruling elite that is the senior echelons of FISOLO. We skirt the lines of capitalism and fascism all the way to the bank.
And remember:
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
FISOLO shall free me.