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Hackstadt Spaceworxx (ImpEx) / HASIEX
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“Omnia renovandam.”
Ahoy!
Yarr, me mateys! We be scavengers! No shootin’, just lootin’! We be seeing when the game begins!
Avast!
Capn’ Tomcat
History
The name “Hackstadt Spaceworxx” pays hommage to a legendary town on Terra called “Hackstadt” by it’s inhabitants and enemies. Maybe all people in Hackstadt where hackers, who knows?
Anyway, the name of the town and of our organization come from semi-legal activities in the 50 shades of grey between law and crime, good and evil, Alt and Kölsch, to be or not to be…you get the point.
Looking back on a 1345 year tradition of crashing vehicles and failing at everything we try to accomplish while drinking beer all along, we are proud to take part in the great crusade of stripping the ‘verse of everything worth taking while no one is looking.
Dating back to our father’s father’s father’s father, our organizaional motto is: “Omnia renovandam” which pretty much sums up what our whole business is about!
Manifesto
So far, Hackstadt Speceworxx or HASIEX for short will be exploring the ‘verse for derelict vessels, battle remains or artifacts.
If we come across survivors, hey, we do help them, being all samaritans…for a prize.
Charter
The headline to this chapter reads:
“Charter
The public rules that members of ‘Hackstadt Spaceworxx (ImpEx)’ shall abide to.”
Well…lemme think…that is hard…
- Do not spill beer
- Do not spill beer while someone is looking
- If you spill beer, blame it on someone else
- If you spill beer, blame it on someone else who is not a member of “Hackstadt Spaceworxx”
- When exiting the vessel to board another, do not leave the keys inside.
- Always flush
- Turn of the lights when leaving a room
- When taking a beer from the fridge, make sure there is enough cold beer left
- If not: Refill the fridge with beer
- If out of beer: Go pirating for beer
- Pirating for Rum or Whiskey is okay, too
That pretty much sums it up I guess…
