Infinitum Staroctopussium / IFSO

Shawn: Hello Ladies and Gentleman, [dramatic music] I will be your narrator. My name is Aurora… Borealis! There are over four… hundred stars in our galaxy, maybe more. No one knows for sure. Many have said the universe is even larger than the Indian ocean, that is why it is called Infinitum Staroctopussium. [constellations come up] Ah yes, our glorious constellations, take a look. Over here we have… one with a guy… holding some sort of… thing. Over here, our beloved Olympic rings, all seven of them. And here, here’s one with a fish.

Vernon: You gotta name them.

Shawn: Notice straight, straight above you, the Hammer of Jeff. And over there to the south—

Vernon: North.

Shawn: —North, you will see Monkey with Rash. The Egyptians used to set their clocks by it. [comet crosses the sky] Oh look, there goes an asteroid.

Vernon: Comet.

Shawn: Comet. It’s what they named that cleaning solution after. I know it may stink if you leave it in the sink, but boy, oh boy, does it clean.