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Incompetence Incorporated / INCOMP
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Incompetence Incorporated: Boldly going where no one should, with a knack for mishaps and a heart for adventure. Whether it’s crashing, fumbling, or just winging it, we’re here to make the ‘verse a little more chaotic and a lot more fun. Join us if you dare – skill optional, laughs guaranteed!
History
History of Incompetence Incorporated
Incompetence Incorporated began as an inside joke among a group of pilots whose collective knack for mishaps, crashes, and unintended detours made them infamous across Stanton. The founders, all veteran players of questionable talent but unquestionable heart, decided to turn their misadventures into a mission: embracing the unpredictability of space with a grin, a shrug, and a laugh. They declared themselves the proud ambassadors of “getting it done… eventually.”
As word spread, other pilots found themselves drawn to Incompetence Incorporated, not despite its chaotic reputation, but because of it. New members, often weary of the pressure to perform perfectly, felt at home among others who understood that space was as much about the journey (and inevitable mistakes) as the destination. Soon, they were known for unorthodox (and sometimes downright baffling) strategies, from overzealous mining ops to cargo runs that somehow turned into rescue missions. They weren’t the fastest, the smartest, or even the safest – but they were always there when the chips were down, sharing tales of close calls and victories won by pure stubbornness.
Today, Incompetence Incorporated proudly represents the free spirit of the ‘verse. They’ve earned respect – if not for their precision, then for their dedication to the chaos of exploration, the thrill of ridiculous odds, and the camaraderie that only those who truly understand “learning the hard way” can share. Incompetence Incorporated may not be the most competent organization out there, but for those who join, it’s a home where every crash landing is just another story waiting to be told.
Manifesto
Welcome to Incompetence Incorporated – where your lack of skill is our greatest asset! If you’ve ever felt held back by the galaxy’s relentless pursuit of “competence,” you’ve found your haven. Here, we embrace the beautiful chaos of inexperience, misguided plans, and the art of winging it. Our mission? If you don’t know what you’re doing, you’re doing it right.
What We Offer:
Comedic Catastrophes
From botched cargo runs to accidental dogfights, every moment with us is a potential disaster… and a guaranteed story. Every failure is fuel for another laugh and an adventure gone hilariously wrong.
Zero Pressure
We’re a laid-back crew where no one expects you to stick that perfect landing or nail every shot. You’re welcome to try, and if you fail, well, it’ll probably be even funnier the second time around.
Learning Opportunities
Ever wanted to learn what not to do? Our members will teach you how to stumble through the ‘verse with style. With us, you’ll learn to handle any situation… poorly, but with enthusiasm.
Safety in Numbers
Let’s be honest, it’s easier to bounce back from a crash landing when you have friends laughing with you – or at you. Here, you’ll always have a squad ready to lend a hand, or at least a sympathetic shrug.
Why Join Us?
Freedom to Fly
No rigid rules or schedules. Whether you’re a veteran or still trying to open your ship’s hatch, there’s a place for you here. Fly when you want, how you want.
Adventure Together
From mining to bounty hunting, our missions are as varied as they are unpredictable. Every member is encouraged to find their niche and make their mark on the ‘verse – even if that means a few “unplanned landings” along the way.
A Sense of Humor
We value laughter, resilience, and a willingness to embrace the unexpected. Our motto may be “We’re Not Totally Incompetent,” but we’re all about finding fun in the failures. After all, it’s not about winning; it’s about the journey – and the mess we make along the way.
So if you’re ready to join an org that doesn’t take itself (or Star Citizen) too seriously, climb aboard Incompetence Incorporated. We’ll see you in the ‘verse – and trust us, it’ll be an unforgettable ride!
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