The Origins of Disco

900 years ago there was only darkness and sadness. But then humanity discovered funk! This marked the beginning of something truly greater than ourselves: Disco! In the rise of Disco humanity has entered a golden age of peace and dancing! Sadly, this age didn’t last as Disco slowly faded into obscurity in the 21st century.

The Return of Disco

But not all hope is lost! Recently Disco has been rediscovered after archaeologists excavated an old Disco ball on Mars.
We – the Knights of Disco – have made it our mission to defend the new wave of Disco with our lives! Thanks to us Disco is Staying Alive! Join us and embrace the way of the Disco!