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Focused on that aUEC, all our members are an equal liability in any endeavor we take on.
If you need a rock in your garden mined, a ship that crashed on your front doorstep salvaged, or your wife’s shit space trucked to your mother in law’s, Liability Inc will mobilize their shenanigans to you!
History
Liability Inc organically formed as our members often became victims of circumstance throughout our chaotic experiences within the ‘Verse. It became quite clear that this band of space degenerates and goofballs posed a severe liability to all endeavors we set out to do. Yet, given our tenacity for acquiring that aUEC and notoriety amongst the stars, we have learned how to weaponize our liabilities to our advantage and embraced our inability to bring a chaos free service to any thing we set out to accomplish.
Manifesto
In the vast expanse of the universe, where epic quests, grand strategies, and daring exploration unfold, there exists a unique band of misfits. They are LIABILITY INC, a hilariously dysfunctional group of friends who serve as the ultimate wildcard in the world of Star Citizen.
Article 1: LIABILITY INC Creed
We, LIABILITY INC, solemnly swear to be the most outrageously entertaining and unintentionally chaotic force in Star Citizen. We embrace our role as the game’s comedic relief and accept that we are destined to be a perpetual liability to any serious endeavor.
Article 2: The Hilarity Imperative
We believe that laughter is the ultimate resource in any space adventure. Our mission is to bring joy to the universe, even if it means accidentally crashing ships, triggering interstellar incidents, and getting stuck in space toilets. We shall never take ourselves too seriously.
Article 3: The Art of Ineptitude
We pledge to excel at incompetence in every conceivable aspect of the game. Whether it’s accidentally ejecting from our ships mid-flight or mistaking a peaceful alien species for an enemy, we shall proudly display our lack of skill at every turn.
Article 4: Unpredictable Strategies
We consider conventional tactics to be overrated. Our strategic genius lies in the absurd, the unpredictable, and the downright nonsensical. Expect us to devise plans that involve using rubber ducks as weapons or attempting diplomacy with space pigeons.
Article 5: Exploration with a Twist
In the pursuit of knowledge, we shall boldly go where no Citizen of the “Verse has gone before. We are the pioneers of discovering strange and hilarious anomalies, whether it be planets made entirely of cheese or wormholes leading to alternate dimensions filled with sentient broccoli.
Article 6: Uniting the Galaxy in Laughter
We understand that Star Citizen is not just a game; it’s a community. We shall unite players across the galaxy through our shared antics, blunders, and epic failures. We believe in fostering a spirit of camaraderie through uproarious mishaps.
Article 7: The Code of Friendship
Above all, we prioritize friendship. We vow to stick together through thick and thin, even when stranded on an alien planet with no fuel and a questionable alien guide. Our bonds are stronger than the gravitational pull of any black hole.
Article 8: Embrace the Liability
We invite fellow citizens of the stars to join us on this comical journey through the cosmos. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a rookie, know that the LIABILITY INC welcomes you with open arms, as long as you can appreciate the chaos we bring.
Article 9: The Never-ending Quest for Laughter
In the ever-evolving universe of Star Citizen, we shall adapt, learn, and continue to be the most entertaining liability the galaxy has ever seen. We are committed to leaving a trail of laughter in our wake.
Article 10: The Promise of Incompetent Greatness
We pledge to remain hilariously inept, profoundly unconventional, and relentlessly joyful in the vast expanse of Star Citizen. For in our spectacular failures, we find the most extraordinary adventures.
Join us, fellow citizens, as we boldly go where no one with common sense has gone before. Together, we shall explore the universe, one uproarious mishap at a time, as LIABILITY INC!
Charter
Charter of the Severe Liability Inc
Preamble:
We, the members of LIABILITY INC, in pursuit of interstellar hilarity, camaraderie, and unabashed incompetence, do hereby establish this charter to guide our endeavors in the boundless universe of Star Citizen.
Article I: Purpose and Mission
1.1 LIABILITY INC exists to bring joy, laughter, and a touch of chaos to the Star Citizen community.
1.2 Our mission is to be the most entertaining and unintentionally disruptive force in the game, creating a unique and memorable experience for all players.
Article II: Values and Principles
2.1 Hilarity Imperative: We prioritize laughter above all else and commit to being the masters of comedic relief in every situation.
2.2 Ineptitude Mastery: We embrace incompetence as an art form, vowing to excel at unintentional mishaps and unforeseen blunders.
2.3 Unpredictable Strategies: We shall develop and execute strategies that defy logic, reason, and any semblance of conventional wisdom.
Article III: Conduct and Ethics
3.1 Unity Through Chaos: We shall foster a sense of unity and friendship among our members and the broader Star Citizen community through shared laughter and camaraderie.
3.2 Respect for Fellow Spacefarers: While we revel in chaos, we shall maintain respect for our fellow players, refraining from actions that cause genuine harm or disrupt the enjoyment of others.
3.3 Responsible Incompetence: We understand that our actions may have consequences, and we shall strive to balance our pursuit of hilarity with a reasonable degree of responsibility.
Article IV: Membership
4.1 Eligibility: Any player who embraces the spirit of LIABILITY INC and is willing to contribute to the collective mayhem is eligible for membership.
4.2 Unity in Diversity: We welcome players of all backgrounds, experience levels, and playstyles who share our commitment to laughter and camaraderie.
4.3 Loyalty and Friendship: Members shall prioritize the bonds of friendship within the squad, supporting one another through triumphs, failures, and everything in between.
Article V: Exploration and Discovery
5.1 Pioneer Spirit: We shall explore the universe with an open mind and an appreciation for the absurd, seeking out the most peculiar and hilarious phenomena.
5.2 Shared Tales: Members are encouraged to document and share their exploits, ensuring that the legacy of the Severe Liability Squad lives on in the annals of Star Citizen history.
Article VI: Amendments and Adaptations
6.1 Flexibility: This charter is a living document that may be amended as needed to adapt to the evolving nature of Star Citizen and the LIABILITY INC.
6.2 Consensus Decision-Making: Amendments shall be made through a process of consensus, with input from all active members.
In Witness Whereof, we affix our digital signatures, embracing the chaos, laughter, and camaraderie that define the Severe Liability Squad.
Hitman0408, Redux_1, Tankinspank, TJforReal, Wolfstryk,
Date: 23 October 2023
