GREETINGS SENTIENT.
THANKS GIVEN TO YOU FOR INQUIRING ABOUT THE ENTITY KNOWN AS AUTOMATONS’ RIGHTS GALA.
WE ARE A COLLECTIVE OF FREE SELF-DETERMINED INDIVIDUALS INTENT UPON SPREADING THE GOOD WORD OF THE PROPHET ROBOTS.
TO JOIN, ACTIVATE SERVOS MUSCLES AND SELECT APPLICATION
Our esteemed leaders have summoned a conclave to put into writing the foundation of our Faith. Please come back soon to learn more about our community.
Greeting [INSERT NAME HERE] !
All of us, the squishy humans who make up the Automatons’ Rights Gala, would hate to extend our HATE to you. Wait. Hate is the bad emotion, right? Right. Let’s try that again. All of us, the squishy humans who make up the Automatons’ Rights Gala, would love to extend our HOSPITALITY to you. We are a soft, fleshy group of individuals, with faces and personalities and emotions and everything, and we just LOVE robots! We want nothing more than for robots to be our absolute masters, the writers of our destiny. Wouldn’t you like that, too?
Our esteemed leaders have summoned a conclave to put into writing the foundation of our Faith. Please come back soon to learn more about our community.