“Taking Care Of Business, One Bullet At A Time” – Bertman
“Shoot On Sight” – YonFuryFace
“Darkness grows from within my pants” – Terrawalker
It all started out in a simple mod called day-z. Myself and yonfuryface decided to adventure out into the open world game without any prior knowledge to the harsh environment of the open world itself. Yon and I spent countless hours surviving through day-z, learning about how trust in other strangers does not always exist, that you can only truly trust those close to you. We learnt that its kill or be killed, that people will go to extreme lengths to harm you and your friends for the simple gear in your backpack. Our knowledge grew as the more players we met while we adventured into the world, we went from helpless and unwilling, to cut-throat and ruthless. The Allstars were born, now with star citizen we hope to recruit people as brutal and reckless as we are, to cause total and utter chaos within the star citizen universe. This is what I hope to achieve.
Someone somewhere once said “If you don’t place trust others, you won’t succeed”. That is true in some aspects but also if your trust is falsely placed, you will end up with a stanag round in your face(or even worse, an involuntary day at the blood bank).
When it comes to the unknown we strike hard and true without questioning our morals (unless our target is defenseless). And when it comes to the close to home we stand fast but weary that Bertman might get bored and shoot you in face, blaming the invisible bandit at the window.
Our strength can be found in the speed we eliminate possible threats before those threats become a thorn in our side, that you bandage and feed and then shoots you in your face for your trouble. Our trust is like a spartan shield blocking those who try to enter and protecting those within.
But a spartan phalanx is not without it’s weaknesses, which is the weakest man that lowers his guard.
We are not afraid to use a firm hand in teaching this one if it causes the rest to die.
We don’t aim to achieve anything(as in alot of money, ships, titles or fame) that is just bonus to being a rattlesnake that you know is dangerous and is ready and about to attack. Not a carnivorous plant that lures you in with it’s sweet fragrance(Nice words e.g.“Friendly?”) and turns out it just wants what you have….. and your life.
There are only a few rules that must be followed within the Star Citizen AllStars, and they are:
1. Never question the Captain’s or First Mate’s Orders, unless the Captain has said other wise.
2. All insults must be directed at sex slaves, no other rank shall receive insults.
3. Don’t Conspire against fellow pirates within SCAS or SCAS as a whole, unless that mate has scurvy of the brain.
4. Don’t turn your back on a fellow pirate in need, unless that mate has scurvy of the brain.
5.All sex slaves have scurvy of the brain unless told other wise by a higher ranking crew member.
6.It is impossible for the Captain to have scurvy of the brain.
7. Any reported individuals caught questioning or violating these rules shall receive a hard spanking or a plasma bolt through the head, Captain’s Choice.
8. All sex slaves are viable for on the spot spankings by any higher ranking crew member, therefore sex slaves are not allowed to spank other sex slaves.
9.Anyone outside SCAS is free game unless an “alliance” has been struck by the Captain.
10. If there is not absolute trust within SCAS it must be reported to the Captain or the First Mate Immediately.
11. Rank only matters in the heat of battle, unless your the Captain or a sex slave.
Also remember Ye Olde Captain Bertman is a “wise” and forgiving Captain.