League of Layers [SHREK] - Organizations - Roberts Space Industries

History Manifesto Charter

History

The Layer Story

First, there was nothing

Than, there was Shrek

A smelly ogre hovering over an empty, drek-filled void,

adds to such nothingness the first layer

By stroking his eshrekt penis, he showers the void with copious amounts of pungent onion love

one wave of juice cultivates the land, creating the green earth

the next adds the spirit of the onion to the world

and the last, producing lifeforms who would uphold the law of Shrek

Finishing his climax, Shrek declares his intentions to make a being of his “own image” and creates ogrekind

He fashions a Brogre out of onion shreds and forms an ogirl out of the brogre’s earwax

Shrek places the 2 ogres in the idyllic swamp of Eden, encouraging them to procreate

and enjoy the layered world fully, and forbidding them to eat from the tree of the knowledge of Drekkery

Manifesto

Set your thrusters to MAXIMUM OGREDRIVE!

We are the prophets of the Great Ogrelord Shrek; we strive to restore the layers of the ‘verse wrought down by Quaad scum, and to spread the news of the imminent Shrekoning. Brogres of every trade are welcome, as the powerful ogre hands of the league are fierce and pungent; we will offer a variety of services ranging from transportation and escorting services to combat missions.

Though the feats of the Dreks are mediogre at best, every Brogre must work ogretime to lift all layer restrictions on the galaxy. The name of our Ogrelord shall be spread across every pungent layer of the ‘verse.

Charter

To ascertain the pungent onionsphere of the Swamp, certain rules must be enforced:

1. The word of Shrek is absolute in nature; nothing shall oppose or question it

2. “Dont be a Drek”- CatalystEXE

3. Brogres must be gracious in every action