Because good things come in small packages.
Years ago, our glorious founder, St. Blaze CDXX, set on a righteous mission. To find the holy small package. After finding his small package, he shared his gift with the world – so that all may have their own small packages in good haste. We now serve, spreading small packages across the ‘verse… very far and very wide, but more importantly, very small.
We have one mission. To ensure the Order of the Small Package is spread across the ‘verse, for everyone to feel brave enough with their individual small packages. After all, it is how you use it that counts.
Also, we believe very strongly that a statue of St. Blaze CDXX should be erected in every main city in the ‘verse. Glory to the package.
Thou must not diminish thy own’s small package.