Welcome to The B-Team, a group of Star Citizen players who are a private military contractors. We value teamwork and humor, and we take on challenging missions together. Join us to explore new territories, engage in epic battles, and be part of a supportive and inclusive community.
When it comes to taking on impossible missions, who you gonna call? Definitely not the A-Team, because let’s face it, they’re too busy drinking milk and driving around in their fancy van to be bothered with your problems. No, when you’re up a creek without a paddle, you call in the B-Team – the ragtag group of soldiers of fortune who are semi-competent at their job, but always up for a laugh.
Sure, we may not have the fanciest gear, the smoothest moves, or the sharpest wits, but we’ve got something even better: heart. And a lot of it. We’ve got enough heart to make up for any other deficiencies we may have, and we’re not afraid to put it all on the line for a good cause.
Now, don’t get us wrong, we’re not always successful. In fact, we’re often not successful. But that’s just part of our charm. We like to think of ourselves as the underdogs of the galaxy – the ones who always give it their all, even when the odds are stacked against us. And, let’s face it, who doesn’t love an underdog?
So if you’ve got a mission that nobody else wants to touch, give us a call. We’ll bring our can-do attitude, our questionable skills, and our love of bad jokes to the table. And, hey, even if we fail miserably, at least we’ll have a good time doing it.
Attention, all citizens of the ‘Verse!
The B-Team is a group of highly-trained individuals who specialize in the art of space warfare. We are the ultimate soldiers of fortune, taking on any mission that comes our way with our unique blend of skill and incompetence.
Our core values include courage, honor, and a willingness to die repeatedly until we finally get it right. We may not always function as a team, but we are damn good at what we do when we’re not too busy shooting each other.
Our ranks include a diverse range of individuals, from former military personnel to blind space hamsters (yes, you read that right), and even foreign “diplomats”. We embrace our differences and work together to overcome any obstacle, whether it’s a broken ship engine or a lack of common sense.
We don’t just handle failure in stride, we welcome it with open arms. Each defeat is an opportunity to learn and improve, even if it means losing a few more lives in the process.
We shoot first, second, and third, and only ask questions when we’re in jail. We may not always be the most law-abiding citizens of the ‘Verse, but we have a heart of gold (we think).
Joining the B-Team is easy – just ask one of our sergeants or higher how to join, or catch us on our weekly livestreams. Together, we can make the ‘Verse a better place… or at least a more entertaining one.
We stream on YouTube and Twitch on Thursday Nights at 7pm Mountain Time and, Sundays at 9am Mountain Time on Twitch.
Visit https://youtube.com/c/FistandJawa or https://twitch.tv/fistandjawa, or swing by the Discord at: https://discord.gg/XZEBy9uYw8 for more details!
1: Purpose and Mission
1.1. The B-Team exists to band together as a formidable force to take on the challenges of the Star Citizen universe.
1.1a – Also the challenge of the game itself, 30k anyone?
1.2. Our mission is to explore, mine, salvage, dogfight and haul cargo across the verse, while providing a safe environment for members to experience the game.
1.3. We are fearless in the face of failure, for we learn from our mistakes and only grow stronger.
Article 2: Core Values
2.1. Courage: We boldly venture into the unknown and never shy away from danger.
2.2. Honor: We conduct ourselves with dignity and integrity, always striving to do the right thing.
2.3. Persistence: We never give up, no matter how many times we get blown up or sent to the Klescher.
2.4 Willingness to Die Repeatedly: We recognize that failure is an essential part of the journey and we embrace it with open arms. We know that every death brings us one step closer to success.
Article 3: Membership
3.1. To join the B-Team, one must apply for membership and prove their worth through an initiation mission.
3.2. Members are expected to participate in B-Team activities and engage in lively banter during streams and in the Discord.
3.3. Promotion to the rank of Sergeant is earned through dedication, skill, and a willingness to go above and beyond for the team.
3.4 In addition to demonstrating a love of space adventure and a willingness to embrace failure, members must also be willing to join in on the weekly streams and participate in the shenanigans.
3.5 The B-Team is an inclusive group, welcoming players of all backgrounds and skill levels, as long as they’re willing to embrace our unique brand of space cowboy chaos.
Article 4: Rules of Engagement
4.1. Shoot first and ask questions later, unless it’s a friendly.
4.2. Protect the team at all costs, even if it means sacrificing your ship or avatar.
4.3. Follow orders from higher-ranking members, but always question the logic behind them.
4.5 No profanity in the first 8 minutes of the stream, after that who knows.
Article 5: Conclusion
5.1. The B-Team is not for the faint of heart, but for those who crave adventure and a good laugh with a group of like-minded space cadets.
5.2. Together, we will explore the universe, make a name for ourselves, and leave a legacy that will be remembered for centuries to come (or until the next server wipe).