STAR SULTANS / SULTANS

STAR SULTANS IS BEST.

WHEN YOU THINK STAR SULTANS YOU THINK OF ALL THE BEST STUFF: STIM PACKS, SPACE YACHTS, SPORTS CAR, SHRIMP…

WE’RE NO REGULAR CORPORATION, WE’RE A SYNDICATE – IS BEST TYPE OF GROUP!

OUR SHIPS ARE BEST, OUR BASES ARE BEST BASE!

LISTEN… OUR CAPTAINS AREN’T SUCH UPTIGHT BITCHES IN THIS ONE… WE’RE GOOD… REAL GOOD.

CRUISING WITH US Y’KNOW, IT’S LIKE BEING ON THE DECK OF A BOAT AND THERE IS A HOT LADY ON THIS ARM, AND A HOT LADY ON THAT ARM. CHAMPAGNE, COCKTAILS, DANCE BEATS GOING GOOD! D.J. SAYS, “HEY SULTANS! ONLY THE HOTTEST TRACKS FOR YOU!” AND YOU’RE LIKE, “AHHH BUDDY! YOU’RE THE BEST!”

SULTANS ARE BEST.

BEST. BEST. BEST.

RULES ALL STAR SULTANS ABIDE BY:

YEAH YEAH YEAH, YEAH YEAH YEAH. HOLD THE FUCK UP. WE GON’ TAKE THIS LITTLE INTERMISSION, LISTEN TO WHAT THE FUCK I GOT TO SAY YA KNOW? I BEEN DOIN’ THIS SHIT FOR YEARS; HOLDIN’ HEAT, SELLIN’, USING, ABUSING ALL TYPES OF DRUGS. ROBBIN’ FOOLS RUNNIN’ UP IN FOOLS CRIBS, YA KNOW? THE WHOLE SHIT. SO DON’T EVER IN YO LIFE GET ME CONFUSED WITH SOME OF THEM OTHER FOOLS THAT YOU MIGHT SEE ON TV, OR HEAR ON THE RADIO AND SUCH, YA KNOW WHAT I’M SAYIN’? I MEAN THIS IS ME. I’M SPEAKIN’ FROM MY FUCKIN’ SELF. WHEN YOU SEE ME AT A BAR, THE SPICE SPOT OR IN THE HANGER, I DEFINETELY GOT THE GAT ON ME, KNOW WHAT I’M SAYIN’? KNOWAIMEAN? AND IT AINT LIKE I’M TRYIN TO BE A TOUGH GUY, OR I’M TRYIN’ TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK I’M CRAZY BY SAYIN ALL THIS SHIT. WHAT IT IS THAT, I KNOW HOW FOOLS GETS DOWN, AIGHT? I USED TO BE IN THE CLUBS, THE CORNER OR WHATEVER-THE-FUCK. THEY USED TO GET THEY LITTLE DRINK ON, HAVIN’ FUN WIT THEIR LITTLE CREW, KNOWATIMSAYIN’?

START CUTTIN OR SHOOTIN’ OR WHATEVA. THINGS LIKE THAT. LOTTA THESE SO CALLED PIRATE FOOLS AIN’T NEVER SEEN NO PARTS OF THAT SHIT, KNOWATIMSAYIN’? DIG WHERE I’M COMIN’ FROM? WORD UP, YO. AND I KNOW A LOT OF YA’LL FOOLS MATTER FACT ALL YA’LL FOOLS RIGHT NOW LISTENIN’ TO THIS SHIT LIKE “YEAH, YEAH WE GON’ SEE THEM STAR SULTANS FOOLS. WE GON’ SEE WHAT THEY ABOUT. KNOWATIMSAYIN’? TOUCH WHERE THEY HEAD IS AT.” YO, I’LL LET YA’LL FOOLS KNOW RIGHT NOW YAKNOWWATIMSAYIN’ YOU AIN’T GOTTA WASTE YO TIME OR YO MONEY ON YA HOSPITAL BILLS. IF YOU STEP TO ME ON A PERSONAL LEVEL, I DON’T BACK DOWN EASY KNOWATMSAYIN’ THERE’S A GOOD CHANCE YA ASS IS EITHER GON’ GET SHOT, STABBED, OR KNUCKLED DOWN, ONE OUT OF THE THREE. SO DON’T GAMBLE WIT YA LIFE, DU’. WORD UP. AND BELIEVE ME, I KNOW VERY WELL I CAN GET SHOT, STABBED, OR FUCKED UP TOO, WHATEVER. I AIN’T SUPER-BROTHA’ I’M A LIL’ SKINNY MOTHAFUCKER. IT’S ALL ABOUT WHO GETS WHO FIRST THOUGH, KNOWAIMSAYIN? SO THEREFORE, SAY NO MORE, TO ALL MY FOOLS GET THE MONEY, FRONTIN’ FOOLS GET DECEASED.

AND OH YEAH.. TO ALL THEM PIRATE ASS FOOLS WIT YA HALF-ASSED SPACESHIPS TALKIN’ BOUT HOW MUCH YOU GET HIGH, HOW MUCH SPICE YOU SNIFF AND THAT CRAZY SPACE SHIT THAT DON’T EVEN MAKE NO SENSE: DON’T EVER SPEAK TO ME WHEN YOU SEE ME, KNOWAIMSAYING? WORD. IMMA HAVE TO GET ON SOME OL’ HIGH SCHOOL SHIT, START PUNCHIN’ FOOLS IN THEY FACE JUST FOR LIVIN’. YO, I’M FINISHED WHAT I HAD TO SAY, YA’LL CAN CONTINUE ON.

DO NOT BREAK THESE RULES.