Totally Legitimate Salvage Co. / TLSCO

  • Corporation
  • Casual
  • Role play
  • Resources
    Resources
  • Piracy
    Piracy
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Thank you for choosing Totally Legitimate Salvage Co. the most discreet and professional garbage guys in the tri-system area!

We specialize in all things garbage and garbage adjacent, we get our hands dirty and our lips sealed!

“TLSCO, When you need savagin’ no questions asked!”*

History Manifesto Charter

History

Founded in none of your business on the planet of who the hell is askin’?! We started this legitimate salvaging organization for totally legal and profitable reasons, and if ya heard otherwise let us know so we can get any rumor startin’ wiseguys a new pair of concrete shoes! Our customer service is top notch, and if you don’t believe us have a look at our complaints! We got none of them, not a peep from our satisfied customers!

Manifesto

Hey keep ya nose out of our business! This is a totally above board and legal organization.

Charter

  • Rule number 1: Get da garbage!
  • Rule number 2: ????
  • Rule number 3: GET DA CREDS!
  • Rule number 4: Keep ya mouth shut!