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Larcenist Acquisitions and Displacement Syndicate / UMOC01
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The Larcenist Acquisitions and Displacement Syndicate is a mutual interests syndicate of previously independent clans who conjoined under a set of common ideals to scale said ideals and goals to larger proportions while effectively maintaining governance of said scaled assets.
History
The Larcenist Acquisitions and Displacement Syndicate was founded in 2924 to unite common interests of the Punkr clan, the Space Crustaceans Clan, and the BOO Clan towards a centralized, stable, and scaled up goal of multi-system Acquisition and Displacement of Syndicate and Corporate rival entities respectively. We strive to provide a fantastic (and quick) displacement of rival assets sure to satisfy both parties.
Disclaimer: All displaced rival assets have had an assumed satisfactory experience as our Telephone Pole Throwers over in Human Resources have repeatedly reached out to rival corporations for commentary and have received no commentary. Consequently we post a 100% customer satisfaction rating.
Manifesto
We are motivated by monetary and physical asset growth for the betterment of our clientele and the Syndicate.
Charter
Constitution and Honorary Codes of Adherence
1. All Members shall respect other members’ privacy, and hold the safety of their information, both private and In-Universe, as a best kept secret.
2. Magistrate Punkr must be listened to under any circumstance.
3. You must be incredibly tolerant of verbal degeneracy.
4. Profits for the Profit Goblin.